New Sports
Sports were not only made to have a healthy life and a good moment with friends, but also they were made to have a lot of fun. Although nowadays we have a great variety of them. From classic and vintage ones like basketball, baseball and soccer to extreme and trendy ones such as bungee jumping, handgliding and rafting. But the true is none of them are as easy to practice as they are supposed to be.
There are people in this world that were born with an anti-sport gen. Yes, thats it, some people just don't like sports!!! For sure, I'm one of them. Probably, I won't be a guy who enjoy sports until the following activities are part of different worldwide tournaments and events like the Olimpyc Games.
ACTIVITIES THAT MUST BE CONSIDERED A NEW SPORT:
1) Humillating other people. Even if some people find it disgusting, it's not. People who find humillation disturbing are the kind of persons that know they can be easily humillated. Other people humillation should be the sport by EXCELLENCE!!! It's got it all: fun, excitement and the fact of being happy by others sadness.
Definetely, I'd be the champion of this sport. I'd get the "Biggest Life and Selfsteem Ruiner World Champion" title in a couple of minutes and with just a couple of words. The rules? Hell, there won't be any rules at all but one: Do whatever is needed to make others feel as meaningless and useless as possible.
2) Shopping: There's nothing more to say about that. Shopping should be the ideal cardio for every single person. It has all the characteristics of the ideal sport. Includes: bag lifting, which makes your muscles to be developed; requires fast pacing , so you need to be as fast as possible to get the best stuff before others. As a plus, gathering some information of the track you're running at is a basic. Hurdles are also included: you'll have to get rid of a lot of obstacles all along your way to reach the trendy bargains; be aware of not hurting elder people and avoid people who just line up to buy a piece of cheap of underwear as well as the ones who are trying to get a discount with a can-be-found-in-magazines coupons that are not even worth the effort of mutillating the fashion magazines. Finally, it even requires a good mental state so that you can have a fast thinking and be aware of where to get the nice stuff with the smallest investment.
3) Club flirting and friend hooking up: If well done you can burn heaps of calories if you manage to get your night "hook up" to the bed. Not much to say. The more guys or chicks you sleep with, the better you are. The rules: Keeping a style when flirting. Golden rule: "Do be cute. Don't be a slut"
4) Gossiping: Hell, there's nothing better than babbling about others life. I mean, its much more easier and, sometimes, funny to point out others mistakes than ours. And the best part of it is that your face muscles are kept on working. Nothing works better than spitting some words about the shameless life of losers around you.
There are people in this world that were born with an anti-sport gen. Yes, thats it, some people just don't like sports!!! For sure, I'm one of them. Probably, I won't be a guy who enjoy sports until the following activities are part of different worldwide tournaments and events like the Olimpyc Games.
ACTIVITIES THAT MUST BE CONSIDERED A NEW SPORT:
1) Humillating other people. Even if some people find it disgusting, it's not. People who find humillation disturbing are the kind of persons that know they can be easily humillated. Other people humillation should be the sport by EXCELLENCE!!! It's got it all: fun, excitement and the fact of being happy by others sadness.
Definetely, I'd be the champion of this sport. I'd get the "Biggest Life and Selfsteem Ruiner World Champion" title in a couple of minutes and with just a couple of words. The rules? Hell, there won't be any rules at all but one: Do whatever is needed to make others feel as meaningless and useless as possible.
2) Shopping: There's nothing more to say about that. Shopping should be the ideal cardio for every single person. It has all the characteristics of the ideal sport. Includes: bag lifting, which makes your muscles to be developed; requires fast pacing , so you need to be as fast as possible to get the best stuff before others. As a plus, gathering some information of the track you're running at is a basic. Hurdles are also included: you'll have to get rid of a lot of obstacles all along your way to reach the trendy bargains; be aware of not hurting elder people and avoid people who just line up to buy a piece of cheap of underwear as well as the ones who are trying to get a discount with a can-be-found-in-magazines coupons that are not even worth the effort of mutillating the fashion magazines. Finally, it even requires a good mental state so that you can have a fast thinking and be aware of where to get the nice stuff with the smallest investment.
3) Club flirting and friend hooking up: If well done you can burn heaps of calories if you manage to get your night "hook up" to the bed. Not much to say. The more guys or chicks you sleep with, the better you are. The rules: Keeping a style when flirting. Golden rule: "Do be cute. Don't be a slut"
4) Gossiping: Hell, there's nothing better than babbling about others life. I mean, its much more easier and, sometimes, funny to point out others mistakes than ours. And the best part of it is that your face muscles are kept on working. Nothing works better than spitting some words about the shameless life of losers around you.
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