ABOUT PIECES OF CARDBOARD... NEW HUMAN TAXONOMY

Ok, now it's time to push away the celebrity-oriented style of this blog and add a little of science to it. And there is no best way to do that than talking about a new way to classify people.

How did I came with this idea? It was Josh Swartzlander fault and Hannah Guillaume was also involved. Who are they? One of the two coolest and fucking awesome persons I know.

Hannah is the 'it' girl. I mean, she's got everything. I can't find the exact words to describe her. Let's just say that she is the kind of woman that it's inspirational and can appear at the TIME magazine cover and also can be the feature story of the Seventeen, COSMOgirl or Teen Vogue girl power special issue.

And I'm for real. Just imagine she's on my most-inspiring and admiration-deserved list, and all the persons who know me, can be sure that besides my mom, Frida Kahlo and Ruth Handler, the creator of the other timeless and boundaryless woman called Barbara Millicent Roberts, who is just worldwide know as Barbie, she's real.

Then, who is Josh Swartzlander?. He's the creator of the anti-everything concept. If globalization, merchandasing, consumism, stereotypes, pop music, Mary-Kate and Ashley, cartoons and popular culture have an enemy, he is the one. Today's teen and tween world have not to worry about sales, they better worry about him.

If MTV's Daria or Emily the Strange were looking for a boyfriend, he is the chosen one. But at the same time, that's why he is so interesting. He's real!!! He's the guy that it's inspirational.

I can tell without anydoubt he would be one of the most succesful persons I will ever known, of course, just besides me.

But anyway, better stop talking about these cool guys (they could think they deserve an altar or a whole shrine) and go to the point.

After knowing them I can tell that humans can be clasified in new categories:

- Pieces of cardboard: Human entities that have no reaction to the external environment. The few responses they have are limited to a couple of smiles and eye blinking as a result of the sympathetic nervous system responses. They have no feelings and their heart and brain are just kept as functional: pumping blood and transporting oxygen to cope with physical tasks.

They are likely to disagree with everything. An anticultural behaviour can be found on them in observance of little exposure to mass media, though they may have a kinda expertise in some areas like sarcasm. They have a dark sense of humor, majorily based on considering popular culture concepts' such as karma and kabbalh as BULLSHIT.

Can be easily recognized due to a high developed IQ that allows them to travel all over the world and win thousand-dollar-grant scholarships as well as getting internships and write awesome stories in a couple of minutes. Low emotional EIQ that is mainly used to ruin other people's feelings, believes and thoughts.

COOL PIECES OF CARDBOARD: The same as above, but in a Josh Swartzlander-style. That means it they are fucking awesome. I mean they behave that way due to the career path they want to achieve.

ME: I am beyond good an evil. When God or whoever created this world was thinking about someone different he couldn't think of someone but me.

LOTSA GORGEOUS LOVE,

Isaac.